Heart Attack On A Bun

Author: deathtoradio

Date: May 1, 2009

by deathtoradio
5-01-09
Hey man. Whatcha eating?
An Elvis Krispy Kreme Special.
Yeah, what's that?
It's a bacon cheeseburger with banana...and instead of a bun, a Krispy Kreme donut on either side.
Jesus. Got some room for some pickles in there?
Pickles? Come on now, that would just be fucking ridiculous. It could stand to be deep fried, though.