Congratulations

Author: deathtoradio

Date: May 16, 2009

by deathtoradio
5-16-09
I don't know how to tell you this, so I'm just going to tell you.
Fuck! It's cancer. Isn't it? Give it to me straight, Doc. I can take it.
You're pregnant.
Pregnant? But I'm a dude.
Have you come into contact with any toilet seats lately?
Only like every time I take a smash.