Cow Farts

Author: deathtoradio

Date: October 6, 2009

by deathtoradio
10-06-09
Put down that hamburger. What, are you trying to get us all killed? Cows are detroying the earth with their cow farts.
Cow farts?
Yes! Every time they fart they produce greenhouse gases, which contribute to global warming.
Relax. This cow had to be killed for me to eat it. I'm saving the planet!
Oh, right. Have three more. Spread the word.
Saving the planet is delicious.