Office Zombie 54

Author: deathtoradio

Date: June 8, 2010

by deathtoradio
6-08-10
I decided from here on out, I'm going to attend every meeting dressed as Darth Vader and breath all heavy and shit.
I have two words for you: SHIT CANNED. The boss wouldn't tolerate such a blatant violation of the dress code.
Fuck that dude. If he so much as raised an eyebrow to me, I'd pull out my motherfuckin' light saber. And just when he points out that it's a plastic toy and laughs...
BAM! I'll kick him in the junk so hard, that all of his kids will be born with birth marks that look like a Nike logo.
Do we get to rebuild the death star upon his defeat, or would a simple end-zone style celebration dance suffice?