The Used Wife Salesman

Author: deathtoradio

Date: June 23, 2010

by deathtoradio
6-23-10
So, you interested in the '77 model?
I don't know. You said the previous owner bought 'er when she was already 18, and then had her for 15 years. It's not like she just rolled off the assembly line.
Look, if it's the vagina you're worried about, don't worry. It's not worn out at all. She was super religious---barely touched. The word "pristine," comes to mind.
How are the "headlights."
The previous owner had them replaced 6 months ago. But hell, don't take my word for it. Drop by and take her for a test drive.
I think I'm gonna take you up on that. It'd be good to "kick the tires," before I buy.