Starving Africans

Author: deathtoradio

Date: July 19, 2010

by deathtoradio
7-19-10
A missionary tells a bunch to starving African kids "Goldilocks and the Three Bears," only to realize what a poor choice it was. Here he is explaining afterwards.
She had food, but could not eat it?
Yeah, look it was hot. You can't eat hot food, it'll burn you.
Could she not wait for it to cool down?
No, it would take too long. Nobody has that kind of time.
What's a bed?
Okay, I give up.