Mattress Stuffer

Author: deathtoradio

Date: July 23, 2010

by deathtoradio
7-23-10
Sooo, did you hear that someone hacked up a hooker and hid her body in a mattress at that seedy hotel down by the airport?
Uh, no, I hadn't heard that.
Shit! It must not be in the newspaper yet. Quick, cover your tracks and change the subject.
Did you know I was both a butcher and a mattress stuffer before I became a car salesman?