Zombie Survivor Series 2

Author: deathtoradio

Date: September 23, 2010

by deathtoradio
9-23-10
I think the zombies are getting smarter.
What makes you say that?
Well, today zombie Ed McMahon tried to entice me to open the front door by saying I won the publishers clearing house, only when I looked out the peep-hole, he wasn't holding a giant check.
Then what happened?
When I pointed out he didn't have the check, he looked embarassed. Now he's just walking around outside muttering "heeeeere's Johnny."
What a coincidence, I named my sawed-off "Johnny." It's time for a reunion.