The inner struggle of a horny crab

Author: dikrok

Date: March 25, 2008

by dikrok
3-25-08
Mrs. Wilmington got me a hooker? Then this must mean she cares after all... either that or maybe I've just pestered her enough...
Hooker? No, big boy. Try love slave. Now quit talking and undress me.
I don't know if I can accept this, I... lately I've been so horny for human women I haven't given a thought to other crabs...
Did you hear me big boy? I'm still wearing my shell...
...but on the other hand, Mrs. Wilmington was being a prude and this babe's ready to put out! Guess it's time to knock shells!!!
That's more like it sweetheart, don't be afraid.