CC 99: A very jiggy holiday to you

Author: djsparkydog

Date: February 9, 2002

by djsparkydog
2-09-02
What's up my brothers and sisters I'm the Magical Kawanza Pimp, and this is my homey The Notorious St. Nick.
Word em up you bitches
I'm here to tell you about the True winter holiday... The one Whitey has been keeping down. That holiday is Kawanza
Let those bitches know magic pimp
You see, Jesus and gift giving, and menorahs, these are the tools The Man uses to keep us opressed. So put on your multi-colored tribal robes, light a candle and celebrate the blackest of holidays
Because Martin Luther King Junior's birthday just isn't festive enough. You bitches.