CC 99: HOORAY FOR INTOLERANCE DAY!

Author: djsparkydog

Date: February 12, 2002

by djsparkydog
2-12-02
Hi, Bob Robertson here on the 42nd annual "I'm Killing You In The Name Of Religion" Day!
Alright you little heathen, I'm gonna part your head like Moses, and then kick your ass till the Messiah finally comes.
You DIE now... you not down with Zen!
It's going to be exciting... Can you feel the tension, competition and hatred?
I'm gonna whup your ass so bad there won't be nuthin left for the Holy Ghost to drop the elbow on!
Oooohhhh... I'd be scared if I didn't know God was dead, and our race was actually created by porcine space aliens from the planet Kleptok!
Well that ends the 42nd annual "I'm Killing You In The Name Of Religion" Day... too bad everyone is dead.