CC: 102 Close enough to the truth

Author: djsparkydog

Date: February 27, 2002

by djsparkydog
2-27-02
Don't touch your sister there!
Don't touch the dog there!
Get that out of your nose!
No we can't keep it for a pet... it's dead already!
No you can't start a satanic hardcore porn heavy metal band! How do you think we got you in the first place?
"Dear Dad, I stole the car. Piss off. Love, Your Son