Sparky Does Advertising: Crack 1

Author: djsparkydog

Date: March 26, 2002

by djsparkydog
3-26-02
Hi folks Sparky here to tell you about a revolutionary drug that'll change you life!!
That's right, I'm talking about CRACK!!!!
Crack is the amazing new superdrug brought to you by our fine associate Silky the Kwanza Pimp
Wassup.
Crack will make all your pain float into the etherium. You'll be more popular. More likeable. You'll have more zest for life!
and if you don't believe me speak to our satisfied customers!!!