Crack part 4: They always set SOMETHING on fire.

Author: djsparkydog

Date: March 26, 2002

by djsparkydog
3-26-02
AND to prove the unbelievable power of Crack, I've used a flame thrower to set this schoolbus full of children on fire...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
But because of the unbelievable power of our product, they all think theyre roasting marshmallows around a camp fire!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Yo Sparky! We didn't give 'em any crack, we already handed out all the sample bags.
Uhhhh... CUT TAPE! What do you mean we're live? Shit! Go to the stock footage!