Spring Break Terror

Author: djte

Date: April 17, 2003

by djte
4-17-03
A partying spring breaker finds something interesting...
Dude! Is that Osama Bin Laden?!
It IS! Dude what're you doing here in Florida?
Well, infidel, I figured hanging out with Spring Breakers was the last place I could be found.
Sadly, though, he forgot his priorities
Hey, man, you'll never guess what... I just found Osama!
Man, who care? We're at war with Iraq, now. THEY are our enemies. Now let's get fucked up and get some drunk chicks to kiss each other!