This has probably been done, but I can have my catharsis

Author: djte

Date: September 16, 2003

by djte
9-16-03
Look at me! I'm the fucking help icon that pops up in Microsoft Word! I appear at the most random and inopportune times and eat your RAM!
I offer insipid advice about all sorts of useless features that you could probably figure out faster without me. Did I mention that I'm fucking annoying???? Did I??? I bet I didn't???
What do you think about that?
OWWW, OH GOD, THE PAIN! IT HURTs SO MUCH, AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I guess my thoughts on the Word paperclip are pretty clear, then, eh?
Can you say catharsis?