why my computer sucks even when it's brand new

Author: djte

Date: January 26, 2004

by djte
1-26-04
This is a true story.
So for Christmas i happened to get a couple of video games since i have a new computer that should theoretically be able to handle them, right?
I mean, my old computer was five years old, so it's understandable that it can't run enter the matrix, especially since etm requires 4 gigs of hard drive space and that was the hard drive's size
I'm already in debt for the computer...
so i assumed that my brand new, mid-line computer would be able to handle them, right? i mean, 80 gb hard drive 256 mb ram, $100 a month credit payments...
but apparently god has a sick sense of humor. the BRAND FUCKING NEW computer still won't run these games. Why not, you ask?
But i did just get approved for a credit card. How bad can this be? I mean, who needs good credit history?
Well it seems that Dell does not like to include video cards that do not suck and are top of the line
the moral of the story? in order to play my new games i have to shell out an additional $80-100 just to upgrade my NEW FUCKING COMPUTER. God i fucking love technology