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The key to good humor: find something abstract
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| I heard Englbert Humperdink died today. | |
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Repeat it until it isn't funny.
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| No.... Yes, he was riding a car and... no i'm just kidding he... yes, he did | |
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Then keep doing it until it IS funny again. Repeat. (Note: this works better in person and around people who aren't armed)
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| Really, he did die... No, he didn't........ Uh-huh, he did. Nope. | |
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| Cock... now where did i put that .45? | |
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