News

Author: djte

Date: January 30, 2004

by djte
1-30-04
ahem. As some of you are aware, I have commissioned the assassination of the major news media. This might take some of you by surprise, but it is for the greater good
In our top storys tonight... the major news media is dead. Long live the truth. And now over to Surly for the weather
Tonight's weather looks cloudy with a possible chance of bloodstorms left over from the purging front that is sweeping down from the north and eliminating the mainstream media