this didn't happen but it could have (happy mother's day)

Author: djte

Date: May 9, 2004

by djte
5-09-04
so today's mother's day. what would you like?
oh nothing, just a reminder that i pushed a child the size of a grapefruit out of a hole the size of a lemon for fourteen hours while you just stood there smiling.
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sooo.... we're not having sex tonight?
*sigh*