Don't launder your money

Author: dogman10

Date: October 13, 2005

by dogman10
10-13-05
Look, Bob, we're going to have to let you go. Money laundering is absolutely unacceptable at Swinson&Tilder.
What are you talkng about? I didn't launder a cent from the company.
Look, dammit. Don't make this harder than it has to be. You have five minutes to clear your office and get the hell out of here.
I can't believe this crap. You're the one with the suspicious bank accounts! You're just blaming me to save yourself.
Later that day.....
Here's what you do Billy. Take this drug money to the bank. Deposit it under the name Jonny Rocketfingers. By sending it through your cancer found, it is made clean so I can't go to prison.
Okay, Mr. Daniels!