Junk Mail

Author: dogman10

Date: October 20, 2005

by dogman10
10-20-05
**Knocks on door** It's me frank the mailman.
I brought you your mail.
Thanks. **opens letter and reads it** "It's me if you don't pay me the money tomorrow, then I WILL KILL YOU!" This guy wants me to pay him the money I owe him. He' never going to get a cent. Ha, Ha!
Big mistake you sick fu**! I'm going to put a bullet in your Fu**ing skull!
Oh. I didn't recognize you Tony. I swear on my mother grave , Tony. I will get you the money tomorrow. Just, please, I'm to young to die. I'll be your slave Tony. I'll do anything you ask me. Forever!