The Magician(alternate ending)

Author: dogman10

Date: February 19, 2006

by dogman10
2-19-06
Hey, you're the dick who my wife cheated on. I'm gonna fuckin kill you.
Please don't do that. My name is Tony and I'm a magician.
Listen douchebag, I don't give a fuck what you do, cause in about 5 seconds you'll be dead.
Come on, don't do it. Hey, is that a quarter I see behind your ear?
Neato!