The Poor Little Rich Boy

Author: dogman10

Date: February 19, 2006

by dogman10
2-19-06
Hey dad. Ineed some money to buy some gangsta clothing.
Okay, son. Here's three hundred dollars.
a week later...
Hey dad. I need money so I can buy some emo clothes.
I just gave you three hundred dollars a week ago. Oh well, easy come easy go. Here's three hundred dollars.
two weeks later...
Honey, I feel awful Our son killed himself.
I feel awful too. That little bastard took the tags off his new clothes so I can't return them. That's six hundered dollars down the shitter.