A Day in the Life of a Necrophiliac

Author: dogman10

Date: October 11, 2007

by dogman10
10-11-07
Mother, I'm going out tonight.
Ok be home by ten. Were having meatloaf tonight.
At the local Cemetary
Mmm. John Barnsworth. That sounds yummy. **starts digging**
20 Minutes Later...
Look at all those ripe bones. I've hit the jackpot. I guess these bones will be my new anal beads. **does unspeakable acts with the dead body**