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by domokun
4-09-03
Who the hell are you?
Evening Madam, I'm conducting a survey in this area. You'll be entered in a free prize draw. Would you care to take part?
Hmm, what's the survey?
How many people have sweet, sweet juicy brains
Hmmmm next time it'll work if I get a clipboard

 

by domokun
4-09-03
You again?
I think we got off on the wrong foot
Hey! I've switched them round now

 

by domokun
4-09-03
You again? Don't you ever learn?!
Look lady, I'm getting your juicy brain whether you like it or not. There's the easy way or there's the real easy way
Are you threatening me? A slight breeze and you'll fall apart faster than a microwave burrito
I decompose in your general direction

 

by domokun
4-09-03
DING DONG!!
If it's that worm food cumchugger of a zombie again I swear I'm gonna shove this damned broomstick so far up his...
Just a nibble?
Ahhh... a new orifice

 

by domokun
4-09-03
Isn't it time you gace this charade a break? You'll never have my brains!
You're so cruel.. so merciless.. so cold..
You don't know what it's like to be a zombie! The unholy desire to consume human flesh, the burning need to devour tasty pink brains
Oooh she's a fiesty one. Such total disgust for reanimated walking corpses. *Sigh* I think I'm in love.

 

by domokun
4-14-03
Make it quick, I've got a couple of fat german kids in the oven and I'm not sure if they're entirely dead yet.
I just want you to know, I no longer want to gorge myself on your tasty brains.
Really?! Why the hell not? Every day for the last week you've been telling me how delicious and juicy my brains are!
Well...
Damnit! You saw straight through my ruse as transparent as Chasey Lain's knickers. I lied. Give them to me

 

by domokun
4-14-03
You talk a lot for a zombie.
I've got more brains than the average walking carcass.
How'd you manage that?
Most people listen to reason.
So, how about lending me your brains? You're not using them.

 

by domokun
4-14-03
I'm busy mopping a lot of blood out of my basement. What the jimmy jams do you want now?
Erm, just wondering... What's with that stupid pointy black hat thing you've got going on?
And what's up with that broomstick? Are you like, some kind of house maid or just very lonely?
I'm a practioner in the dark fobidden magics of the ancient ones, the great corrupter bringer of putrid disease.
So, you're like a civil servant or something?

 

by domokun
4-15-03
No, you absurd excuse for a witless maggot. I am no Civil Servant.
Ah, so you're just a cleaner.
Doesn't the broom and pointy black hat remind you of anything? I recently ate two fat german kids for hell's sake!
Ah, you're just an unemployed cleaner, driven insane by living home alone, and turned to cannibal- ism. You sicken me. Get a job.
*Sigh*
This is new.

 

by domokun
4-15-03
Get it now, foul automaton of dead flesh?
Woah! So you're a Witch! Though I do feel your burning me may have been a little over the top getting the point across.
So you have supernatural powers that can grant you whatever you want?
Nearly...
Do you want to gimme your brains?

 

by domokun
4-15-03
I have incredible powers. I can summon or create anything! Don't you want anything except *brains*!
Well I did consider trying some heart..
Riches, power, fame, new clothes, a life time supply of deoderant! Heck, I could even make you alive again!
Just think; a new life. A wife and kids, a nice house with a picket fence and a perfect garden complete with cute gnomes.
Hey, wow! I never thought of that before! Tell me; would these "gnomes" have juicy brains?

 

by domokun
4-15-03
So how did you become a witch?
Put under a curse. How did you become a zombie?
Put under a curse. Wow, we have so much in common!
Don't even think about it animated wretch with facial features reminiscent of a badgers arse.
I think she likes me

 

by domokun
4-15-03
I read somewhere that the average human only uses 10% of their brain.
No
Damnit! You're so spoilt
I love the fiesty ones

 

by domokun
4-15-03
What is it today?! Discount Brain Surgery? Revolutionary headache cure? Offer me eternal life as a zombie?
Woah that's good! Slow down, this stuff is gold! But nah, I don't want your brains today.
Huh? Is this another clueless plan to acquire my brains?
Nope, just saying hi. I just came out the morgue after lunch.
Oh God! So you're giving me social visits now!?
*Sigh* Being a zombie is such a lonely existence, what with eating people's brains and all.

 

by domokun
4-17-03
Back at the graveyard:
Pops, I've got a problem...
What now, festering scrotum jism hydrant? In what twisted way have you once again shamed the family name, penial wart of a son?
It's this girl...
Oh?! Hah hah hah! Hypnotise and drag her in to your lair, bound and gag the bitch, then make with the whoopy with a thousand tentacles in every hole until she sneezes jizz
*Sniff* I love you pop..
Get the fuck away from me you wretched little puke stain and go make me proud. *Sigh* my boy all grown up.

 

by domokun
4-17-03
...
Why are you squinting at me like that?
...
Ah the sweet sharp pain of bitter failure. Well I'd best not let a $30 lair rental and a bucket of soapy tentacles go to waste...

 

by domokun
4-17-03
No! I'm no quitter! I'll seduce that witch! I'll wear her down with my fresh charm and wit. Hmm I could do with a fresh face too.
Hey! Where's that maggot infested walking cesspit son of mine? Oh wow, is that a bucket of soapy tentacles?
*Sniff* Reminds me of his mother.. so soapy.. come here you twisty love fiends, daddy's home!
*SHLURP SHLURP*

 

by domokun
4-17-03
What's this? IQ survey measured through brain weight?
I have a confession to make my dear witch! For a while now I've been yearning for your sweet, tasty, fresh, juicy pink..
Brains?
Huh? Er, no.
Then what we're you talking abou... oh my god.
Ah, these precious little awkward moments..

 

by domokun
4-17-03
What the hades are you trying to say, foul ratfaced zombie?
Though my heart long ago rotted away I have a warm feeling for you, and I don't think I've wet myself.
We'll see what my boyfriend thinks of this...
Boyfriend! Uh oh..
Huh? So you're the punk zombie whose door knockin' keep interruptin' my ball scratchin'
Wanna see a trick?

 

by domokun
4-17-03
Where are we going? When do I see the trick?
Quiet lardass and only obstacle between me and my forbidden love, we're here now. But first I'll need a sample of your brain.
Er, will you give it back?
No.
Hmm, I don't usually eat junk food but for my pointy headed love I would eat the brains of cupid himself... Mmmmm brains...

 

by domokun
4-20-03
Cunning thoughts are forming in my mind..
So cunning that a fox recentley made professor of cunning at Cambridge would under-estimate the sneakyness of this plan! Mwahaha!
Hmmm Bob's skin looks a little looser than normal..
I disposed of that dashingly handsome zombie as required, now we may retire and eat brain stew my black clad temptress

 

by domokun
4-20-03
Brainstew?! You never took an interest in my cooking before Bob.
Wow I can't believe I've finally entered the realm of my beloved
What was that? Anyway hadn't you better go back to your wife next door? I've turned her back into a human now.
My barely contained confusion spills out in a torrent of bodily gasses
Gasp!! No living thing can smell like that!! Could it be Bob you didn't get rid of the zombie and he's wearing your skin like a leisure suit?
Ah, my sneaky cunning disguise was about as sneaky and cunning as a chocolate bar in a swimming pool

 

by domokun
4-20-03
So, you've probably realised I don't really have a boyfriend. I was blackmailing Bob in to pretending for me...
Wow! Do you mean there's a defenceless free lunch waiting for me next door?
...I... I could have just exploded you, or teleported you to a dimension of pain.. but.. but.. I couldn't...
Hey, wanna go next door? You can have all the kids but I've got dibs on the brains
You're on Mr.Zombie man.. I'll get my killing broom.
I'll get my BBQ sauce.

 

by domokun
7-06-03
Now where did I put that BBQ sauce?
Hmm, wasn't I gnawing on some childs leg around here yesterday...
Fear Me Mortal!
Thou Time Is Up!
Prepare For Thine Come-up-ence!!
Oh, Hi Mike. I'm looking for my BBQ sauce, I got a hot date in five minutes. Can I borrow your hair gel?
Zombie?! Is that you??! Woah, you're looking, uh, healthy today. Borrow my sauce, and I got some tallow for your hair.
Gee, your a real pal. Oh and I think I saw some kids crying at their mothers grave. Go get 'em tiger.

 

by domokun
7-06-03
Right then I've found my killing broom so I'm off next door. You look after the place until I get back.
You sure you need to master? You looking a big boned today. More chins than the Chinese phonebook, eh?
Cheeky little fucker.

 

by domokun
7-06-03
Ok I got my broom, let's unleash a disturbing amount of carnage.
Excellent, come my black clad temptress, let's feast on nextdoor's small fat german children.
This Scene Has Been Censored For It's Graphic Content.

It had blood and guts in it, and let's not even talk about that Killing Broom. Let's say no BBQ sauce company would ever endorse it.
Hey kids, wanna see a trick?
Huh? I don't get it... AIEEEEEEE!
Thank you for a wonderful night. I'll never forget the look on their faces when you peeled off Bob's skin! Ha ha ha
*burp* Hee hee me too! I kept it as a souvenier, I think I'll nail the face to my bedroom wall. I'll call you later, bye!

 

by domokun
9-08-03
Master! How did big date go?
Oh it was simply wonderful! I've never seen a man eat two entire brains at once! Such a charmer...
He he! It sounds like fun master! Maybe you in good mood set me free?
*Sigh* despite the romantic evening and your hilarious plee for freedom I feel sad, for I am yet to tell him my DARK SECRET
That you keep small handsome green man in house as slave against his will?
You insane little scrotum. You really are a scrotum aren't you? Ickle scrotum. Yes you are. And now for the burning.

 

by domokun
9-08-03
Back at the graveyard:
Oh pops! It was wonderful. *Burp* I can still taste the BBQ sauce.
Ah, my bloated bag of festering cock millk, your first date. Of course it was nothing like that with your mother and I.
She a beautiful Japanese school girl - I was just a strapping young tentacle monster in the forbidden swamp. It was surely fate that brought us together, but it was my tentacles that ripped her apart.
*Sniff*
Oh pops, that's story's so romantic it always makes me cry.
SILENCE! Grovelling tumour of quivering effluence, or I'll cut you to bloody ribbons with razor sharp claws like I did your mothers parents!

 

by domokun
4-13-04
Witch awaits Zombie for their romantic picnic date.
Should I tell him my DARK SECRET? Or a bundle of lies?
I have arrived my black-clad temptress. I've brought munchies, let's make out.
No! As much as I'd like to plant my lips on your foul decayed face I must tell you something... shocking!!
Heh heh, you're not wearing underwear? Ooooh that's a whole world of sass!
GOSH FUNK IT! I'M MARRIED ZOMBIE! I'm funking married!!!

 

by domokun
4-13-04
On their romantic picnic Witch has some terrible news for Zombie...
Married to your work?! That's fine, you're a career witch. It won't get in the way of our passion.
No. I'm married Zombie. I have a husband.
I think they have a cream for those...
NO! Husband, as in he I am married to and vowed to be with for all eternity.
You made a vow? What you carrying a donor card? Can I have your brains?
Oh, I love you, you insane and demented animated bundle of rotten flesh. You're so delightfully retarded.

 

by domokun
4-13-04
I really don't know what you're talking about. Let's just try and enjoy tonight, my love.
Sigh, you're right. Tonight is special, just me and you. Let's not tarnish it with memories past.
Mmmm, these brains taste good. Is that three kinds of lard they're fried in?
Ooooh you noticed!
What!!? YOU'RE MARRIED???
Ulp

 

by domokun
4-13-04
Still in the graveyard....
Married?! My bitter sweet dark princess, what foul trickery is this?
An age ago an ancient evil came to this land and raped and murdered all he saw.
Wow, sounds like quite a catch... if only he had blue eyes..
He did of course have deep blue eyes.. I was head over heels in forbidden lust. But not anymore! I love you!
Are you insane? I think I'm in love with this guy!
Anyway it doesn't matter. I haven't seen him in a thousand years. Let's eat brain scratchings and make out.

 

by domokun
4-13-04
Back in the lair, Zombies dad is on the phone...
Ho ho ho, Ancient Evil Overlord, I haven't spoken to you in a thousand years! Coming over to reign evil destruction? Excellent, my master.
*yak* *yak* *yak*
I'll get the old gang together. Not been on a good rape and murder spree in millennia. Huh? Find your old wife? Give the married life a second chance? Oh yes, now I remember... ah. I gotta go.
*yak* *yak* *yak*
Ah, you're back, unwanted spilled jism junk. Your in trouble now my boy, the unspeakable ancient evil is coming to town. Your funk is whack. I guffaw at your hopeless plight.
Oh dad, your kind words cannot console me. I must face and destroy this ancient one! Witch will be mine!

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