Witch & Zombie : It's Doom On The Phone

Author: domokun

Date: April 13, 2004

by domokun
4-13-04
Back in the lair, Zombies dad is on the phone...
Ho ho ho, Ancient Evil Overlord, I haven't spoken to you in a thousand years! Coming over to reign evil destruction? Excellent, my master.
*yak* *yak* *yak*
I'll get the old gang together. Not been on a good rape and murder spree in millennia. Huh? Find your old wife? Give the married life a second chance? Oh yes, now I remember... ah. I gotta go.
*yak* *yak* *yak*
Ah, you're back, unwanted spilled jism junk. Your in trouble now my boy, the unspeakable ancient evil is coming to town. Your funk is whack. I guffaw at your hopeless plight.
Oh dad, your kind words cannot console me. I must face and destroy this ancient one! Witch will be mine!