All comics by dopehat

 

OMG NO FUNYUNS!! by dopehat 1-05-03
Dude. We're out of FunYuns. And I have munchies. Go get some. Why the hell should I?	Because it's my stash, chode. ...Fine.. Just Funyuns?	And some Doritos, Beer, Twinkies, two BIG pizzas with extra cheese, water... a LOT of water... some soda.. and... Buh...

 

Poop Deck. by dopehat 1-05-03
On the way to the store, Seif gets absent-minded. What was I supposed to get again..? Arr!! I am a pirate!	Hey pirate. What's up? ARRRR!!!!	.... Hey pirate, what comes after Q? Arrrr!!!

 

On With the Mission. by dopehat 1-05-03
Should have taken the left turn a Albaquerque... Ok, I think I'm lost... I appear to be in... WISCONSIN!!	Hey man. Welcome to Wisconsin! Would you like some Sharps? Get away from me.	Wiggedy wiggedy wiggedy wack! Kill me now!!

 

Trip Out by dopehat 1-05-03
Meanwhile... back at the ranch. Hm... What does this button do!?	WHOA!!!!!	.....AGAIN!!

 

Nigga plz. by dopehat 1-05-03
After his narrow escape from Wisconsin, Seif continues his adventure. Hey chicken-dude. Do you know where I can get some Funyuns? It's your lucky day, kid. I happen to have a bunch in my spotted SACK here.	So uh... Can I have them? Well, here's the @#$% deal. I need a @#$%in' seat for my @#$% @#$ cuz my @#$% isn't @#$%in doing it's @#$#%in' @#$% no more, ya know what I'm sayin!?	Uh.... sure. Aight. Word up. Here ya go. Keep it real. Peace out from the hood, Compton, Long Beach, Inglewood!!

 

Mightier than the Sword! by dopehat 1-05-03
I don't even know what's going on here... Sweet. So you rubbed him out just like that!? Fucken eh! I was all like "Bitch! You ain't know that!"	It must suck to be a pencil. Not as bad as being a long-haired stoner, though.	STFU!! kthxbai

 

The Neverending Munchies. by dopehat 1-05-03
And finally, Dope gets his Funyuns. Hey, dude. You just totally missed Woody, the giant talking pencil. Uh.. Whatever, dumbass. Here's your fucking Funyuns.	Sweet!! Where's the other stuff? ...what other stuff!?	Beer, Doritos, soda, water, two large pizzas with everything on them... and... ^&#%$#&*@^%@#&*^$#&*%#@*&^$#@*&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Long Hair Rules. by dopehat 1-05-03
Later on, Dope's friend Ajil comes over. Hello, Ajil. Howdy, Dope.	... ...	I don't mean to sound gay, but you're kind of sexy. Word.

 

God is in the TV. by dopehat 1-05-03
Dope questions society... Everytime I go into public, I see fat people everywhere. Statistics say, every 2 of 3 persons is obese. I wonder why that is?	... BUY THIS! BUY THAT! JUST SIT ON YOUR ASS AND DO NOTHING WHILE WE MAKE EVERYTHING EASIER FOR YOU!! WHY PUT EFFORT INTO ANYTHING WHEN YOU CAN SIT ON YOUR ASS AND EAT WHILE EVERYTHING IS DONE FOR YOU!!	Good call, TV! Why even put effort into losing weight? Just take a pill. Those seem to accomplish anything these days. Mmm.. pills.. You know you're my bitch, admit it!

 

Avi Satanas!! by dopehat 1-06-03
Somewhere in the deserts of South Dakota... See? I told you this would happen if you came back again. All I did was give a hug to a crying little boy! I'm Jesus! That's what I do!	I guess you haven't been reading the news lately... And to think, wherever you show up, people throw a party! The modern world has really gone to hell.. Sigh...	Yeah... So.... how's it hanging? FUCK YOU!!

 

I'm Ripping off Ajil's Idea of Ripping off Iso. by dopehat 1-06-03
On his way to get the rest of Dope's munchies... ARR!! Sometimes I was I twas a sexay young lass... WTF? Go away, pirate!	SPIN KICK!!	Yay!! To stick or not to stick...

 

The Return of Woody!! by dopehat 1-07-03
Dammit. I thought I told you to piss off! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!	GAAHHH!!! WTF!? FUDABUMS!!!	....I hate you.. Hehehehe.

 

Welcome to Confession. Please deposit your change here. by dopehat 1-07-03
Approximately six hours later... It's about time you got all my munchies. What took so long!? Well, I ran into a transexual pirate, turned him into hot, young girl, and banged her for six hours straight.	Wow. How very Catholic of you. Yeah. It was cool, but I feel a little ackward about it now.	Well, while you were gone a giant pencil turned me into a dog and I humped all the furniture in the house! You sure have a knack for making the best out of any situation!

 

I'm a Bad, Bad Man.. I Know. by dopehat 1-07-03
Even Satan loves a good joke... A baby seal walks into a club!! Mwahahahaha!! Hm... I got one.. What's the difference between a crucifix and the real Jesus?	Hehehe.. What's that? It only takes one nail to hang a crucifix!	Hey! He paid me to! It's my new weight loss program! Yay! I can see my penis again!

 

Bash Rip. Sue Me. by dopehat 1-10-03
Hm... We had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator.	Ew. Wait, you "caught" him? Like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store? ...	HEY!! Answer me, dammit!

 

Bash Rip #2. by dopehat 1-10-03
LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.	Is it modded?	What? What'd I say!?

 

Blizzness. by dopehat 2-25-03
Blizz chats with Seif.. Yay, the internet. I think I'll chat to Seif. "Hey Seif, what's up?" Not much. I got a new AIM name, it's leet.	Awesome! *adds "leet" to his list* No, shithead!	Oh.. my bad... *adds "shithead"* @#$@#%#@$%@!!!!

Showing page 1.