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Author: dopehat

Date: January 7, 2003

by dopehat
1-07-03
Approximately six hours later...
It's about time you got all my munchies. What took so long!?
Well, I ran into a transexual pirate, turned him into hot, young girl, and banged her for six hours straight.
Wow. How very Catholic of you.
Yeah. It was cool, but I feel a little ackward about it now.
Well, while you were gone a giant pencil turned me into a dog and I humped all the furniture in the house!
You sure have a knack for making the best out of any situation!