Know your rights.

Author: drave

Date: March 4, 2002

by drave
3-04-02
Hey homeless guy. If you're homeless, how come you have a TV?
We're all guaranteed a TV. It's in the UN charter of rights and freedoms.
Really? I didn't know that.
I'm not suprised. The guy at the TV store hadn't heard of it either.
Then how did you get him to give you the TV?
I brained him with this 1/2 empty whisky bottle.