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Hey homeless guy. If you're homeless, how come you have a TV?
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| We're all guaranteed a TV. It's in the UN charter of rights and freedoms. | |
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Really? I didn't know that.
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| I'm not suprised. The guy at the TV store hadn't heard of it either. | |
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Then how did you get him to give you the TV?
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| I brained him with this 1/2 empty whisky bottle. | |
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