CC115 Encore sir, encore.

Author: drave

Date: April 20, 2002

by drave
4-20-02
Elvis?! Is that you?! Elvis they said you were dead!
Ah was dead son, but Ah had to come back.
Did you come back to lead mankind to a new age of peace and rock n' roll goodness sir?
No, Ah came back to die again. Do you have any idea what the after life is like when you die on the crapper son? It's embarrassin' as all git out.
Your name rhymes with pelvis.
There Ah am, dyin', one of the most profound experiences of mortal existance, an' all Ah can think is, "must... flush..."