Manchester United are dickheads

Author: duckass

Date: December 13, 2002

by duckass
12-13-02
My name is Luke Chadwick.. i am very funny but scare little kiddies
My name is Phil Neville.. i live in a bin
My name is Rio Ferdinand i have a big lip and i cant play well for Man Utd to save my life
My name is roy keane and i am the kindest player in the premiership
I am the teem coach alex ferguson - a stupid jock and tend too give my players a good workout on a rollercoaster too keep them fit
My name is david beckham i am good at football but as thick as a piece of cotton... whoops.. i mean wool.. no no.. wood.