Happiness is a warm gun

Author: el_hijo_del_iris

Date: June 20, 2003

And what exactly do you need this gun for? Home defense? Target practice?
My wife is going to leave me. I think she's having an affair.
So you're going to shoot her?!
Yep, and the guy that she's having the affair with, the desk clerk at their hotel, the neighbors for not telling me, and the druggist for selling them the condoms.
Have you thought about getting a therapist?
What good would shooting a therapist do?