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by el_taco
12-11-02
And lo, the fifth seal was broken and locusts with the tails of scorpions and the heads of men rose from the Abyss...
Dude, shouldn't we be like scorpions with human heads?
Like, whatever. Hey, wanna roll shit into giant balls?
The sixth seal broke and R'lyeh did rise...
Whoa, checkout those schoolgirls. Bathe them and bring them to me.
And the seventh seal broke, unleashing the worst plague of all... Otaku.
Wai! I want to wank off to pics of underage girls! Kawaii!
Bishonen yaoi luv-luv 4EVA! 2x1! I'm so genki!

 

by el_taco
12-11-02
Hi, I'm Lewis. Welcome to Lynch Mob '02, a dedicated group of people working to purge the world of scum who have escaped the icy clutches of justice. Or people who just reek of suckiness.
So serious are we at Lynch Mob '02, that I will now put a nail through my head just to prove our seriousness.
AAAGH! OH GOD IT HURT*urk* twinkle twinkle little car how i thunder in a bar...

 

by el_taco
12-11-02
Lynch Mob '02's Headquarters
Well, Lewis has incapacitated himself. Again. So, Sven, what kind of hit requests to we have today?
Let's see. Here's one from Otakuboi69, "Pleaz k177 yaoi fangrrlz s0 i can wank to pics of an1me chickz in peac3."
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Okay, so you want to whack the fat fuck while I handle the yaoi girls?
...I think we both know the answer to that.

 

by el_taco
12-11-02
Meanwhile, Lewis contemplates the inch and a half long roofing nail in his brain.
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...I like string.

 

by el_taco
12-11-02
Sven on the job.
Good afternoon ma'am. I represent Lynch Mob '02. I'm here to perform a lynching on your son.
Who?
Your son. The fat disgusting piece of lard that deserves to die in an absolutely horrific manner. Preferably over a period of days, if time permits.
Maybe I know him... Why don't you come upstairs and jog my memory, big boy.
Uh, no. I rather have a glass rod shoved up my dick and shattered. You know what, I think I'll just let myself in to murder your son, then I'll be out of your hair, you disgusting, old crackwhore.
Your loss handsome. The sack of shit is in the basement.

 

by el_taco
12-11-02
The Fortress of Solitude, aka the basement.
Ah, at last my Card Captor Sakura/Star Trek hentai fanfic is complete. Truly, my greatest creation. If only I had an underage girlfriend to molest, er, love.
Kenny, you have a friend here to see you.
Damn it mother, I told you never to enter my Fortress of Solitude! I am thirty years old, I need my own space!
I can't believe I gave birth to this fuckwad... Hey Lynch guy, the dickless wonder is down here!
What do you want from me, stranger?
It's simple, really, I want you to scream...

 

by el_taco
12-11-02
The Lair of the Fanboy...
Why do you want to kill me? There is nothing wrong with me!
You're a fat thirty year old living in his mother's basement who writes fanfics about Worf molesting underage schoolgirls. I think there's plenty of reasons for me to gut you.
I will not go down without a fight! Bishojo4EVA! Schoolgirl luv-luv rulez j00!
Let's dance, you bloated cockmonger.
Alas, my limbs are far too fat for me to fight with. You will fall, however, to my champion I bought on eBay... Stone Cold Steve Austin!
You've been messing with my boss? What? You think you're so big? What? I'll beat you like a government mule! What?

 

by el_taco
12-11-02
Sven faces down Stone Cold...
You want a stunner? What?
Well, this is interesting... I could be introuble... unless I HADOKEN!
AAAGH! I'M GOING DOWN IN FLAMES JUST LIKE MY CAREER!
Watching a celebrity die in a flaming inferno... These are the moments that make life worthwhile.

 

by el_taco
12-11-02
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Monkeys like to tango 'cause its nutty.

 

by el_taco
12-17-02
The Epic Battle Continues...
Blast! You've defeated my wrestler, but I still have an ace left up my sleeve...
Oh, for God's sake, no one gives a damn about your gay-ass sleeves and your pedophiliac plans.
Wha... Why I've never been so insulted! If I was capable of moving my fatass arms, I would bludgeon you into submission!
Oh, just fucking die you disgusting fat fucking fanboy. HADOKEN!
OH GOD, MY FAT HAS MADE THE FLAMES THAT MUCH MORE INTENSE! MUST... MAKE... KAWAII... EMOTICON... BEFORE... I... DIE... ;_;
You know, people really do smell like bacon. Huh, I guess I owe Lewis a Coke.

 

by el_taco
12-17-02
At the Local Hospital
We managed to fix your brain, but remember, you musn't put a nail in your head!
Pffft, no problem.
Don't put a nail in your head.
Don't put a nail in your head.
Put a nail in your head.
AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!

 

by el_taco
12-19-02
Back at the Apocalypse...
Okay, so we've rolled shit into giant balls. Now what?
Why don't we lay eggs in the balls and watch the larva eat shit?
Dude, that is so totally sweet!
Man, being a dung beetle rules!
Uh, shouldn't you guys be punishing sinners or something?
Dude, if there is something more important than rolling shit into giant balls and watching larvae eat shit, I haven't seen it.

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