Lynch Mob '02: On the Job

Author: el_taco

Date: December 11, 2002

by el_taco
12-11-02
Sven on the job.
Good afternoon ma'am. I represent Lynch Mob '02. I'm here to perform a lynching on your son.
Who?
Your son. The fat disgusting piece of lard that deserves to die in an absolutely horrific manner. Preferably over a period of days, if time permits.
Maybe I know him... Why don't you come upstairs and jog my memory, big boy.
Uh, no. I rather have a glass rod shoved up my dick and shattered. You know what, I think I'll just let myself in to murder your son, then I'll be out of your hair, you disgusting, old crackwhore.
Your loss handsome. The sack of shit is in the basement.