Lynch Mob '02: On The Job 5: Smells Like Bacon

Author: el_taco

Date: December 17, 2002

by el_taco
12-17-02
The Epic Battle Continues...
Blast! You've defeated my wrestler, but I still have an ace left up my sleeve...
Oh, for God's sake, no one gives a damn about your gay-ass sleeves and your pedophiliac plans.
Wha... Why I've never been so insulted! If I was capable of moving my fatass arms, I would bludgeon you into submission!
Oh, just fucking die you disgusting fat fucking fanboy. HADOKEN!
OH GOD, MY FAT HAS MADE THE FLAMES THAT MUCH MORE INTENSE! MUST... MAKE... KAWAII... EMOTICON... BEFORE... I... DIE... ;_;
You know, people really do smell like bacon. Huh, I guess I owe Lewis a Coke.