Rubber Chicken Gets Justice

Author: ela_nichole

Date: May 9, 2004

by ela_nichole
5-09-04
Police finally catch the speeding Honda..
Now Mr. Mitchell, are you aware of your offense?
I know I was speeding, but I was on my way to a Metallica concert
You have the right to remain silent. You are under arrest for the murder of Rubber Chicken.
Oh crap!! How did he know I choked my chicken?
Mr. Mitchell, step into the car.
Sweet!! I'll get to the concert faster in a squad car!!