All Cats Don't Go To Heaven

Author: ela_nichole

Date: May 10, 2004

by ela_nichole
5-10-04
Welcome to Heaven, Anzus.
So there really is a Heaven? Does this mean I get all the tuna, milk, and catnip I want?
Oh yes, of course, dear kitty...
Hey if this is Heaven, then why am I hot? It feels like my tail is on fire!!
With a bright flash and a loud bang, Anzus finds himself in Hell...
Ha Ha- fooled you!! I get you sinners everytime!!! Did you think you wouldn't go straight to Hell for shitting on Ela's dad?
Meow....