Rubber Chicken's Death Is No Laughing Matter!!

Author: ela_nichole

Date: May 10, 2004

by ela_nichole
5-10-04
Rogie has always dreamed of being a stand up comedian like his idol, Jay Mohr...
Hey what a crowd we have tonight!!! Aren't you glad to be here, sis?
Yeah sure, whatever, Rogie. I didn't know you were bringing me to open mike night at the comedy club.
Ha ha, very funny Ela, do you have any jokes?
Yeah, I'm looking at him.
Isn't she the big kidder, folks? So tell me why did the Rubber Chicken cross the road?
He commited suicide to get away from you.