Amish Farmers Suck!

Author: ela_nichole

Date: May 11, 2004

by ela_nichole
5-11-04
A poor amish farmer must make a decision...
Oh my poor Daisy, I can't believe your dying!! I am so distraught!!
Who says I'm dying?
Well actually, I wish there was some other way, but we can't be in the Hamburger Helper business without making a few sacrifices.
I don't see him sacrificing his $500 hat or lice-infested beard.
Daisy, the people have spoken and you are being voted off this farm.
And they wonder where mad cow disease comes from.