The Price You Pay for Affordability

Author: ela_nichole

Date: July 28, 2004

by ela_nichole
7-28-04
Welcome aboard Carnival Criuse Lines!
Hey Captain- can I ask you a question? Does this thing have 'cruise control'?
Uh, actually yes it does. We have a couple of crew members equipped with oars downstairs.
When was the last time you hit an iceberg?
Last week. They're patching the hole right now.
Does the 'women and children first' rule apply here?