The Price You Pay for Affordability 2

Author: ela_nichole

Date: July 28, 2004

by ela_nichole
7-28-04
Excuse me ma'am? Do you happen to have any duct tape?
Sure do. How much do you need?
Oh...Just enough to patch the hole where we hit the iceberg.
I thought you said you had that fixed!
Well the crew member who was holding it together couldn't hold his breath any longer and drowned.
Let me go get the tape.