Gladwyne Lane: Abstinence is the Safest Sex

Author: ela_nichole

Date: August 3, 2004

by ela_nichole
8-03-04
Now what brought Eva all the way to San Antonio?
Rogie, I have some very important news to give to you.
Eva, I don't care if you just got transferred to another location.
Well, anyways, I'm pregnant with your baby.
Oh fuck!! Now everyone will find out about our summer fling last month in Ivanhoe!!
Wait a minute, rewind. So THAT is why Dan had "the talk" with him awhile back...
Let me make a suggestion, Rogie- use protection if you wanna get jiggy with a black widow.... blah, blah, blah....
Like yeah, whatever, condoms are so useless.