Sharebear the Mother

Author: ela_nichole

Date: August 9, 2005

by ela_nichole
8-09-05
Ahhh, the parental fundamentals....
Alright honeybear, it is time for you to be potty trained.
But MAMA!! I'm scared of Mr. Toilet Man! What if he is still hungry when I'm thru?
HA! I doubt that will be a problem!
Or what if he chokes on it on the way down?
An hour later....
Gross! What in the hell did you eat, Dylan!?
Just your so-called cooking, Mama.