Awsome Shaolin : Deadly Jugular Nonsense Chop!

Author: factorial

Date: October 21, 2001

by factorial
10-21-01
Haha! I sense your kung fu style. Verily, I say again. Face me in combat or I will give you Nasty Unearthly Dragon Pinch!
My ability is Fu-Lu Shin Three Point Dragon Nads! I will attack like something sharp and cut at your chi!
Uh.. Fear the blessed wrath of untold fury! Let it be known I am deadly serious in my way. I am disrespectful to your style!
Um... Know that my teacher taught your father who came before you and in conjunction with your mother made you!
I do try.
You get the feeling Kevin doesn't even try when he writes these things.
Yeah, sometimes.