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by factorial
10-21-01
Intro.
Hello. This is the very first comic in a series that will be both thought provoking and supple.
I believe that through this comic I can raise the state of social consciousness that we as a people need to attain in order to be truly free.
Then again.. This is Kevin's comic we are talking about. So, tune in next time for Pootang Paradise starring Kaila Yu!

 

by factorial
10-21-01
There she is. The true love of my life. When I realized the glory of her beauty did I become complete. Yes, God yes! I will go talk to her!
Must be witty....
Like I'm supposed to know what sound a penguin makes?
Hey baby! You got dat sweet poo-nah-nee. Can I tap that booty?
SQUAWK! Squeek! Squeeeee!

 

by factorial
10-21-01
We find our hero drowned in the sweet recess of the afterglow.
Now that was a party..
Yes, a party indeed. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
A happy ending....?
Who.. who's there? Show yourself!
It is I, my love. You truly are the lover of lovers.
Moral Of The Story: If the twat is too tight.. It might be a squirrel.
NO! Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
Yes, truly the lover... Of SQUIRRELS!

 

by factorial
10-21-01
Sometimes, people ask me.. Kevin, is it true you are a comedic genius capable of making anyone laugh? Tell us!
You know what I tell them?
Two words: Moon Cricket.

 

by factorial
10-21-01
Gabe, using only the sheer power of his will, masters the latent power of the human mind. His brain races, trying to comprehend how to use these powers for the benefit of all man.
How can one man re-shape the world as we know it, into one he sees fit to exist? The possibilites are endless: World Peace, No Famine, No Disease. He can only use this extreme power once....
NEWS BREAK : In a startling turn of events, the offices at Microsoft, a leader in the field of technology, has exploded! Bill Gates is seen here, awash in the blessed flames of sweet death.

 

by factorial
10-21-01
We find our hero, Kevin in dire straits. He's fighting his arch-enemy and something goes wrong!
Oh No! Loochoba has taken a severe attack! I must summon other monster joy friend to help! Agh! Poo!
Hooker will use her street hoe skills to save the day!
Baka! Somehow, joy friend agh! Hooker! I choose you!
HOOKER! HOOKER!
Kids, I did that to prove a very important point. Sometimes, when people get bored.. they make fun of things. Stupid things. I wish I felt remorse. I do.

 

by factorial
10-21-01
Haha! I sense your kung fu style. Verily, I say again. Face me in combat or I will give you Nasty Unearthly Dragon Pinch!
My ability is Fu-Lu Shin Three Point Dragon Nads! I will attack like something sharp and cut at your chi!
Uh.. Fear the blessed wrath of untold fury! Let it be known I am deadly serious in my way. I am disrespectful to your style!
Um... Know that my teacher taught your father who came before you and in conjunction with your mother made you!
I do try.
You get the feeling Kevin doesn't even try when he writes these things.
Yeah, sometimes.

 

by factorial
10-21-01
One of the engines exploded. So the spaceship will probably be going down dude. There are some escape pods in the lower deck, but we will have to fight some aliens to get to them.
We'll grab some plasma rifles from the weapon bay and fight to get to the shuttles. Otherwise we are going to end up crashing into the sun.
And so the adventure begins.
Did someone say... CHICKEN TENDERS?!

 

by factorial
10-21-01
Hm, better go find me some weapons.
With a loud "clang" the door closes.
Wonder why this door's open? Better close it. Don't want to be sucked out into the vast cold of space. Hahaha!
Meanwhile, Kevin is outside trying to repair the outer hull and engine...
...... I'll kill him. I swear.

 

by factorial
10-21-01
Thanks for letting me back in. It's pretty cold out there in the monstrous echo that is the void.. um, that is space.
Eh, not a problem. It's actually quite amazing you didn't die out there with no protective gear or spacesuit on.
Indeed.
Enter: The Prosemaster and Nagoco!
Come Nagoco, the time of humans has passed. We shall over take this pitiful ship and destroy the earth! I can already feel our victory. Can't you?
Yes, my master. At last, we will make ourselves known to the humans. At last we will have revenge..... and chicken tenders.

 

by factorial
10-21-01
At last, I have found the central computer. The very essence of all earthly knowledge is embedded in this prolific creation. With it I will gain the power of the heavens!
Welcome to Hot Sweaty Illegal Love.Org. The website that promises you will need to repent for your soul after viewing. Now loading Pootang Paradise. Please wait..
Um.. Sweet?

 

by factorial
10-21-01
Our heros find the alien creature at the supercomputer.
Hey.. Um.. What's it doing?
What I wouldn't give for total and complete blindness right now.
Alright, I'm outta here.
So disgusting.. And yet I cannot turn away. It's almost hypnotic it its exceution.
Oh yeah.. Mmm.. yeah. Keep it going babe. Yeah, I feel it. That's the spot. Hmm.. Yeah. who's yo daddy?! Who's yo daddy?!?!

 

by factorial
10-21-01
I welcome you to the sweet return of the Tiger Fist! Understand my loins are correct in their assumptions! Here comes the H.O.T.!
I fear not the unanswerable whisper of Destiny's hand of fate. I call to the seraph and it beckons my kidney. Verily! Feel Ancient Lard 3 Technique!
The stakes have been raised in this feud of fueds. I am not understanding the kung fu, but light shone and verily I speak anon!
Hm, Ancient Lard 3 technique, huh? Too strong for me.
And with that, the most holy of ancient battles is completed. But when the winds howl in the night for a champion, the kung fu shall be unleashed once again. Hail the power and the fury!
Go away or I'll call the cops.
Come back... It's lonely out here...

 

by factorial
10-21-01
You're a robot, right? From the outside looking in, what do you think defines humanity?
That's an excellent question, Kevin. I'm glad you asked.. You see the ancient Aztecs believed in the Quasi-Substance of Life. Therein their point was to explain life as a fraction of reality.
True, but perhaps then are we not supposed to see the theory of Marixsm in the observence of moral justice and liberties?
Perhaps, but at the same time... you're black.
?
Yeah, just go with it.

 

by factorial
10-21-01
Ya know, I've been thinking. Maybe we have been going about this the wrong way.
How so?
Well, if we allow the aliens to get to earth and thereby take it over, we could enlist ourselves as their minions.
I'm failing to see how this would work in our favor.
And that is where you fail, young padawon. That is where you fail.
Note to self: Destroy other escape pod.

 

by factorial
3-31-02
In the nexus of knowledge, two men exist to transcend time with their life story.
Hm, we seemed to have crash landed on a strange planet.
Aren't you a genius?
And the battle begins.
I will kill your parents.
I already did, just to spite you.

 

by factorial
4-03-02
Ya know what I realized?
What's that?
This planet, although in a far away galaxy and consisting of a completely different environment, is livable for human beings.
IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
Super Ultra Justin Adventure Fun Happy Hour!
????
You wanted a way out..

 

by factorial
7-01-02
The commercial you never saw.
So, I'm sitting there right... And the strangest thing happens. I ask her if she wants to go out to a movie and she just explodes. Like right there, just combusts into flames. It was horrible.
I think's it your breath man... I mean I didn't want to say anything but it's pretty rancid.
That's ridiculous! Why would it be my....
Aaaaagghhh... Sweet merciful heaven.... agh...
MENTOS ... THE FRESHMAKER.

 

by factorial
7-03-02
Hey, Jesus.
Blessed art thou my son, for yours is all of the riches in the world. Through my wounds, you are saved.
I've been really stuck on this one part of Neverwinter Nights. Can you please bless me with your ethreal wisdom on how to vanquish the Imp Lord in the Caves of Frost?
Dude, you see this? This is a cross. I've been crucified for the sins of the world. Your problems are pretty trivial in the grand scheme of things.

 

by factorial
7-10-02
What happens when MTV takes several strangers..
And places them in a fully furnished house complete with every concievable luxury...
Just to take the more eventful moments of their otherwise trite and boring lives..
And make it seem like they are actually interesting people and not a simple marketing ploy to every demographic...
You get the Real World... well, after the editing and commercials... and well.. it's kinda real...
Tonight's episode of the Real World featured music by people we say are cool. Now be a good little sheep and buy their albums.

 

by factorial
7-10-02
Kevin and Maura in an intense situation.
Look chick, you're all in my person space, yo, and I don't be appreciatin' dat foo!
Why are you talking that way? No one expects you to fulfill any stereotypes.
In your contract in states on page 23, section 3 that you will "be keepin' it real at all times" So I'm going to need you to increase your blackness by 30%.
30%... Okay, so that's "true to the streets", but not too "threatening"
Tonight's Real World featured music from: Andrew W.K., Moby, and Limp Biskit.
Hm.. Shall we continue? Look ho, don't make me bust a cap all up in this piece!
Ugh..

 

by factorial
8-25-02
Welcome to a brand new variety show here on YBT - "The Happy Fun Minute With Steve and Kevin". I'm Kevin and this is Steve.
Steve...? Where ya goin man? The show is going to be great! I mean, we have H.O.T., M.D.O. and a whole bunch of other foreign boy bands that are just as fruity as ours!
Steve....?

 

by factorial
9-11-02
No more hiding, no apologies – he’s burning all the walls down. Unbeknownst to many people, he made a small and unobtrusive promise not to call them on their garbage –
– but the benevolence has been analytically eliminated from the soul of our anti-hero. He doesn’t know what to do, he tries to understand their ways, but he grows progressively more bemused.
He wishes not to sneak up on them – he wishes to face them and reveal these truths. He started with himself and now he fans outward like an uncontrollable flame.
I made a vow not to call them on it - and this one time I'll let it go.... Nothing surprises me anymore.

 

by factorial
2-17-03
Yeah?
Oh, my child! The end is nigh! He shall come for us and with his glory, fire will reign from heaven!
Do you think God appreciates you using Him as a scapegoat for your man made doctrines and rules?
I'd assume so. If not, he would cast me into the fires of...
No problem.
Thanks, I needed that.
AGHHHHHHHHH!

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