Do do do do do waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh..

Author: factorial

Date: July 1, 2002

by factorial
7-01-02
The commercial you never saw.
So, I'm sitting there right... And the strangest thing happens. I ask her if she wants to go out to a movie and she just explodes. Like right there, just combusts into flames. It was horrible.
I think's it your breath man... I mean I didn't want to say anything but it's pretty rancid.
That's ridiculous! Why would it be my....
Aaaaagghhh... Sweet merciful heaven.... agh...
MENTOS ... THE FRESHMAKER.