The Real World - Part 2

Author: factorial

Date: July 10, 2002

by factorial
7-10-02
Kevin and Maura in an intense situation.
Look chick, you're all in my person space, yo, and I don't be appreciatin' dat foo!
Why are you talking that way? No one expects you to fulfill any stereotypes.
In your contract in states on page 23, section 3 that you will "be keepin' it real at all times" So I'm going to need you to increase your blackness by 30%.
30%... Okay, so that's "true to the streets", but not too "threatening"
Tonight's Real World featured music from: Andrew W.K., Moby, and Limp Biskit.
Hm.. Shall we continue? Look ho, don't make me bust a cap all up in this piece!
Ugh..