This is what I would do if I had one day to live

Author: faggot

Date: March 2, 2008

by faggot
3-02-08
So after masturbating furiously to all the child porn on my hard drive, I broke your girlfriend's femur bones with an axe and raped her and killed her.
Then I realized that I needed to dispose of the body so I went into a McDonald's and forced the fry cooks to cook her into burgers.
Then I drove all the way here, shot your mom, and slit your dog's throat.