five minutes

Author: faggot

Date: June 11, 2008

by faggot
6-11-08
James, if you had five minutes to live, what you do?
Well I'd probably start by masturbating right here in front of everybody just for laughs.
James, I'm sorry but you have five minutes to live. I accidentally poisoned that lemonade you drank back at my place.
Oh.
Aren't you going to masturbate?
Not in front of everyone, do I want to look like an asshole?